HOSPITAL IN CHINA OPENS SEX ROOMS FOR COUPLES TRYING TO CONCEIVE: A hospital in the Hubei province of China has opened up red-lit sex rooms equipped with porn, costumes and sex toys to encourage "sexual passion" in couples with fertility issues. The "sex wards" are also richly furnished with a plush sofa, round bed and erotic art and patients can easily access instructional tapes and books if they need help. Fertility experts are also on hand to help patients boost their chance of conception. Songziniao Hospital President Wang Shengdong told reporters, "Nowadays due to the deterioration of China's ecological environment, people feel great pressure for survival. Some Chinese do not understand getting pregnant is also a technical job." The rooms go for $140 a night which is pretty pricey considering the average monthly salary in China is $730. (Huffington Post)

UTAH CITY RENAMES 'MORNING GLORY ROAD' BECAUSE OF SEXUAL CONNOTATION: The city council of Lehi, Utah has renamed Morning Glory Road because of concerns about the name's sexual connotation. A technology company relocating to the street, Xactware Solutions Inc., asked the council to change the name to fit their "international corporate image." Councilman Johnny Revill explained, "That name has a negative meaning for some reason. When you use the word, there is a different meaning that can be taken from that." Morning glory, as defined by UrbanDictionary.com can mean "an erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning." One Lehi resident told reporters that the company's request was a "little overboard" as she never thought of the sexual connotation of the phrase even though she's been driving past the road for the past four
years. The street was renamed to Morning Vista Road. (NBC)

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TEEN CLAIMS HE FOUND A BRAIN INSIDE A PIECE OF KFC CHICKEN: A teenager in Colchester, England said he found a "brain" inside his fried chicken at KFC. Ibrahim Langoo posted a photo of the "brain" to his Facebook page last month. He told reporters, "I
have a habit of picking the chicken off the bone with my fingers and as I pulled the second piece apart, I saw this horrible wrinkled foreign body. I threw it down onto my tray immediately. It looked like a brain. I suddenly felt grim and really sick." He continued, "I just wanted to get out of KFC as quickly as I could. I still feel really sick and disgusted by it all now."  KFC apologized to the teen and said in a statement, "Although we haven't received the product, it appears from a photograph that unfortunately on this occasion a kidney, and not a brain as claimed, was not removed in the preparation process. We're very sorry about Mr. Langoo's experience and while there was no health risk, we agree it was unsightly." (The Sun)

A FORK THAT CAN HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT: A $100 fork that uses sensors and movement to track how fast a diner is eating might be able to help with those New Year's weight loss resolutions.  The HAPIfork, announced at this year's Consumer Electronics Expo, claims it can eventually help people to improve digestion because it vibrates like a cell
phone and lights up if the diner is eating too fast. A spokesperson for the company said, "You will greatly improve your digestion, and you'll likely start losing weight." The HAPIfork will be available this Spring. (Mashable)

WAGES LINKED TO HEART HEALTH:  Researchers from the University of California, Davis, found an association between earning low hourly wages and an increased hypertension risk. The findings were published in the European Journal of Public Health and were based on
data from the Panel Study of Income Dynamics. Researchers found that the lower the hourly wage, the high the risk of hypertension was, particularly among young adults between ages 25 and 44, and women. Researchers say that if the hourly wage doubled, the high blood pressure risk would decrease by 16-percent for people over age 44, decrease 25 to 30-percent for people between ages 25 and 44, and for women the risk would decrease 30 to 35-percent. (Huffington Post)

OBAMA NOMINATES HAGEL FOR DEFENSE SEC., BRENNAN TO HEAD CIA: As expected, President Obama on Monday (January 7th) nominated Republican former Senator and
decorated Vietnam veteran Chuck Hagel as expected to be his next defense secretary. He also
nominated anti-terrorism chief John Brennan to take over as head of the CIA. During a ceremony in the White House East Room, Obama said of Hagel, "Chuck knows that war is not an abstraction. He understands that sending young Americans to fight and bleed in the dirt and mud, that's something we only do when it's absolutely necessary." Several Senate Republicans have raised objections to Hagel, particularly on the issues of his views toward Israel and Iran and on military cuts, and tough questioning is expected in his confirmation hearings. However, both he and Brennan are likely to be confirmed. Hagel would be the first enlisted soldier and first Vietnam veteran to head the Pentagon.

EMOTIONAL TESTIMONY ABOUT AURORA MASSACRE IN PRE-TRIAL HEARING: Police officers offered emotional testimony on Monday (January 7th) about the Aurora, Colorado, movie theater massacre last July as a pre-trial hearing began for James Holmes, who's accused of carrying out the deadly rampage, to determine whether there's enough evidence
to put him on trial. Officer Justin Grizzle testified about the scene at the theater and how he personally took some of the wounded to the hospital in his police car, saying, "After I saw what I saw in the theater -- horrific -- I didn't want anyone else to die." It was also revealed that Holmes bought the ticket for the midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises almost two weeks in advance. Officer Jason Oviatt said that when he arrived at the theater, he saw
Holmes standing calmly next to his car, and at first thought he was a policeman because he was dressed in body armor. He realized, however, that Holmes was just standing there, instead of rushing towards the theater, and then handcuffed and searched him. He said Holmes seemed, quote, "very, very relaxed" and "very detached." Oviatt also revealed that Holmes offered up the information that his apartment had been booby trapped. Holmes
didn't show any emotion in the courtroom yesterday, which was packed with shooting survivors and family members of the 12 who were killed.

BANKS REACH $8.5 BILLION SETTLEMENT OVER FORECLOSURE ABUSES: In another step to deal with the fallout of the 2008 financial crisis, a deal was announced Monday (January 7th) under which U.S. banks will pay $8.5 billion to settle charges that they wrongfully foreclosed on millions of homeowners. The deal could compensate hundreds of thousands of Americans whose homes were seized because of abuses such as "robo-signing," when banks automatically signed off on foreclosures without properly reviewing documents. Consumer advocates complained, however, that regulators settled for too low a price from
the banks, which include JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America and Wells Fargo. $3.3
billion of the money will go to homeowners to end the review of foreclosures.  The rest of the money, $5.2 billion, will be used to reduce mortgage bills and forgive outstanding principal on home sales that generated less than borrowers owed on their mortgages.

CLINTON GIVEN FOOTBALL HELMET AS SHE RETURNS TO WORK: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton returned to work Monday (January 7th) for the first time since she got sick a month ago, setting off a chain of events that led to her being hospitalized for several days to be treated for a blood clot in a vein in her head. Clinton got the clot after hitting her head when she fainted due to dehydration from a stomach virus, also suffering a concussion in the process. So as a joke, State Department staffers welcomed her back yesterday by giving her a football helmet decorated with the State Department seal. They also gave her a matching football jersey with the name "Clinton" and the number 112, representing the record-breaking number of countries she's visited as secretary of state.

CANCER DEATH RATES CONTINUE TO FALL: An annual report out yesterday (January 7th) from the American Cancer Society showed that death rates from cancer continue to fall, continuing a trend of yearly small reductions that began in the 1990s. Among men, cancer
death rates fell by 1.8 percent a year between 2000 and 2009, and by 1.4 percent among women. The declines are due mostly to gains against some of the leading types, including lung, colorectal, breast and prostate cancers, via better screening and treatment. However, deaths are still rising for certain types of cancer, including of the liver and pancreas, and, among men, melanoma, which is the most serious type of skin cancer.

MAYOR WANTS TO NAME SCHOOL AFTER KILLED NEWTOWN TEACHER: Mayor
John Harkin of Stratford, Connecticut, wants to rename an elementary school after 27-year-old teacher Victoria Soto, a resident of his town who died in the Newtown massacre. Soto was killed when she tried to protect her students at Sandy Hook Elementary School from a gunman who shot and killed 20 first-grade students and six adults at the school on December 14th before killing himself. Harkin said Soto's family supports renaming a school in her honor and creating a memorial for her there. The town council will vote on the plan next week.

DEATH OF CHICAGO LOTTERY WINNER RULED A HOMICIDE: The death nearly six months ago of a Chicago lottery winner the day after he collected his winnings has now been ruled a homicide, after it was found he died of cyanide poisoning, triggering a murder investigation. When Urooj Khan died suddenly, there were no signs of trauma or anything to raise suspicions, and it was initially ruled a result of natural causes. But in response to pleas from an unidentified relative of Khan, medical examiners did expanded testing, and found that the 46-year-old had died soon after ingesting a lethal dose of cyanide. Khan, who owned several dry cleaners, won $1 million in June on an instant lottery ticket, which was announced in a ceremony days later at which Illinois Lottery officials presented him with the usual
oversized check. He chose to take his winnings in a lump sum of just over $600,000, and after taxes it amounted to some $425,000. He was issued a check for the amount on July 19th, and was dead a day later.

EX-PREZ GEORGE H.W. BUSH REMAINS HOSPITALIZED: Former President George H. W. Bush remains at a Houston hospital, where he is continuing to recover six weeks after being admitted for a bronchial infection. His spokesman, Jim McGrath, said Monday (January 7th) that it's not clear when Bush will go home, saying, quote, "no immediate timeline has been set for the president's discharge." McGrath, however, gave an upbeat report on the former president, saying, "In recent days he has taken great pride watching big football wins by Texas A&M and the Houston Texans." In addition to the bronchial infection, the 88-year-old Bush also suffers from lower-body parkinsonism, which causes a loss of balance, and has been using a wheelchair for over a year.

ALABAMA ROLLS OVER NOTRE DAME 42-14 FOR BCS TITLE: Alabama rolled over Notre Dame 42-14 in the BCS championship game last night (January 7th) at Sun Life Stadium in Miami, winning a second straight title and their third in four years.  The Number Two Crimson Tide were in control of the game against the top-ranked Irish from the start, racking up scores to head into halftime up 28-0. Alabama added another touchdown, to make it 35-0, before Notre Dame finally managed to get on the board with a touchdown late in the third quarter. Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron went 20 of 28 for 264 yards and four touchdowns, while Notre Dame QB Everett Golson was 21 of 36 for 270 yards, with a touchdown and an
interception. [Look in "Last Night's TV Audio" for sound from the game.]

REDSKINS' RG3 MAY HAVE ACL INJURY: The news wasn't good for Washington
Redskins' quarterback Robert Griffin III Monday (January 7th), as he was being sent for additional testing after an MRI indicated he may have injured his ACL in Sunday's wild card playoff game that Washington lost to the Seattle Seahawks. That could mean he'd be out for most of next season. Coach Mike Shanahan said that the ACL tear RG3 suffered while playing for Baylor in 2009 had caused the MRI to be inconclusive, so more testing was being lined up to make sure the scan wasn't showing an old injury instead of a new one. Griffin was already playing with a brace Sunday after injuring his knee three weeks earlier. He hurt it again when he fell awkwardly in the first quarter, but stayed in the game, obviously hobbled, until the knee buckled in the fourth quarter when he tried to recover a bad snap. Shanahan said yesterday he thought he made the right decision to keep Griffin in the game, and the rookie sensation himself defended not talking himself out, saying on Twitter, ''Many may question, criticize & think they have all the right answers. But few have been in the line of fire in
battle."

48-GAME SEASON LIKELY FOR NHL: After the NHL and its players finally reached a deal
Sunday (January 6th) to end the 113-day lockout, deputy commissioner Bill Daly told the Associated Press Monday that it's most likely a 48-game season will be played, instead of the usual 82 games per team. The 1994-95 season was also shortened to a 48-game slate after a 103-day lockout, and the entire 2004-05 season was wiped out due to a lockout, making the NHL the first major North American professional sports league to lose an entire season. The league has circulated a memo to teams telling them to be ready to play by January 19th, the date the shortened season is expected to start.

WIRELESS CHARGING MAY SOON BE POSSIBLE: What if you could charge your cell phone wirelessly via a chip embedded in a Starbucks table? It might be possible in the next year or so. At the 2013 International Consumer Electronics show in Las Vegas yesterday (January 7th) it was announced that 30-companies associated with smartphones will join the Power Matters Alliance (PMA) organization which is working to make wireless power the norm.
PMA board member Daniel Schreiber says Starbucks, AT&T and Google are the newest members of the PMA. Schreiber says, "For wireless power to really transform our lives, a lot of things have to come together, from how companies make their products to public spaces deploying the right technology for charging." Starbucks announced in October that it would introduce Duracell Powermat charging stations embedded into tables at 17 of its Boston locations, which increased PMA membership. (Mashable)

COCA-COLA MIGHT HELP YOUR STOMACH ISSUES: A report published in the journal Alimentary Pharmacology and Therapeutics says that patients suffering gastric phytobezoar, or a stomach blockage, may find relief by drinking Coca-Cola. To find this, researchers from the University of Athens examined academic papers that detailed 46 patients with the stomach blockage who were treated with Coke over the past ten-years. For half of the patients the soda cured the blockage, and 19-patients only needed non-invasive treatments as a result of the cola's help.  Experts say the Coca-Cola contains chemicals that act like gastric acid and help digest fiber. If not for the coke, treatment options for the condition
include lasers and non-surgical endoscopies to the last resort of surgery. (Daily Mail)

ALTER BRIDGE OFFICIALLY BEGINS WRITING FOURTH ALBUM: Alter Bridge singer Myles Kennedy and guitarist Mark Tremonti have officially begun the songwriting process for
the band's fourth studio album, according to Blabbermouth. A photo of the two musicians was posted at the band's Facebook page on Friday (January 4th) with the caption, "It begins today." A follow-up message on Monday (January 7th) stated, "Writing on 'AB4' has begun. Very productive sessions so far!" The sessions will break at the end of the month when
Tremonti heads out on tour with his solo band in the U.S. and Europe, while Kennedy rejoins Slash's touring band for a round of European dates as well.

SLASH SAYS THE ‘DORR’S SHUT’ ON EVER PLAYING WITH SCOTT WEILAND AGAIN: Slash has said in a new interview with Classic Rock magazine that he would never work with former Velvet Revolver singer Scott Weiland again, adding that he is fed up with Weiland's recent comments about a Velvet Revolver reunion possibly becoming a reality. Slash told the
magazine, "I think at this point Scott just got fired from (Stone Temple Pilots) and I think he's
trying to pull off that trick of trying to get something else going on, and we're not buying it. The door's shut on this side and it's probably shut on that side too, so he's on his own. And he deserves it too."

  • This is the second time that Slash has hinted that Weiland has been thrown out of STP, first mentioning it late last year in an interview with a radio station.
  • There has been no official news from STP, but Weiland recently told Rolling Stone about a Velvet Revolver reunion, "I am completely open to it, and I know there are other guys in the band that are completely open to it."

PERRY FARRELL’S MUSICAL: Jane's Addiction frontman Perry Farrell has revealed that he is working on a musical, telling Prefix, "My next project is that I'm working on a play, it's a musical. But it's going to be immersive theatre. It's not going to be in a theatre, I'm going to
create an environment and the music will be within that environment, and Jane's Addiction will be within that environment." Farrell added that he thinks staging a musical will be a different way for people to experience music instead of just a concert, saying, "Musicals make more sense because they're telling stories and they have costumes and something to look at."

MAD SEASON ALBUM TO BE REISSUED: The sole album from Seattle supergroup Mad Season, Above, will be reissued on April 2nd. The new edition of the 1995 set will contain two CDs and one DVD. The first disc features the original 10-track album, one unreleased track, a remix, and three songs written and sung by Mark Lanegan that were originally intended for the band's sophomore album. The second disc offers a recording of their final show ever at Seattle's Moore Theatre, while the accompanying video is featured on DVD alongside a New Year's Eve performance in Seattle and a couple of radio appearances. Mad Season featured late Alice In Chains singer Layne Staley, Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready and Screaming Trees drummer Barrett Marin.

J.J. ABRAMS SCREENS NEW 'STAR TREK' FOR TERMINALLY ILL FAN: Director J.J. Abrams gave a private advanced screening of his new Star Trek film to a fan with terminal cancer. The fan died several days later.

RYAN LOCHTE TO STAR IN NEW REALITY SHOW: Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte will star in a new reality series on E! The six-episode series will be called What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

GUILLERMO DEL TORO TURNS DOWN 'STAR WARS: EPISODE VII': Director Guillermo
Del Toro told Indiewire that his agent took a phone call gauging his interest in directing the new Star Wars film. Guillermo had to turn down the offer because his schedule is too busy to take on the project.

WARNER BROTHERS LICENSES EIGHT TV SERIES TO NETFLIX: Netflix and Warner Bros. have struck a deal for the licenses of eight of their television shows. Netflix will now have
access to the complete seasons of shows like Revolution, 666 Park Avenue, and the upcoming Fox show The Following.

HEIDI KLUM SAYS SHE DOESN'T THINK SHE'LL MARRY AGAIN: Heidi Klum is featured in February's Marie Claire where she gets personal about her love life. She told the magazine that she doesn't think she'll get married again any time soon because she no longer needs weddings to validate her love.

STEVE CARELL UNLIKELY TO RETURN TO ‘THE OFFICE FINALE’: NBC boss Bob Greenblatt has shot down rumors that Steve Carell will return as a guest star on The Office before the series finale in May. Deadline is reporting that Greenblatt spoke about the ninth and final season of the show during NBC's executive session for the TCA press tour.

When asked whether Carell's character Michael Scott would be returning to Dunder Mifflin, Bob responded, "He left in the way he wanted to leave, and he and Greg talked about it, and I don't think he will. There's maybe a little Hail Mary pass on a cameo, but I think the decision would be compromising his schedule."

  • Greg Daniels, the show's developer/executive producer, had previously said that although he wished for a return from the original Dunder Mifflin boss, he did not want to put pressure on Steve to write something only he could do.

Carell starred on The Office during the first seven seasons of the series