Say you had the urge to masturbate, in the open, behind a convenience store.
If you were busted, what would your excuse be?
Dumpsters make me hot?
I'm a masturbation addict?
I was hoping the pizza delivery person would stop by and join me?
Well, a man was recently caught masturbating behind a conveinience store in Pennsylvania, and when authorities asked why his penis was out of his pants, his response was:
"My pants shrunk."
Yes, his "pants shunk." Bad liner to give to a cop, considering they feel the effects after trips to the donut store. ZING!
Bad joke, my apologies, but seriously, the authorites didn't buy the story, and he later confessed to the act, blaming it on depression. He also admitted to flashing a woman and her young daughter, and was then charged with 3 counts of indecent exposure.
What would your excuse be? Send it to me, and I just might share it on-air, if you approve.
