Meet "Lola."

She's a 71 year-old hooker from Glastonbury, Conneticut, who was advertising her goods on the World Wide Web.

Her ad read "Older is Better... A well preserved beauty. All natural and busty 38DD. Sexy, fit, warm and friendly."

Not bad for 71!  I had envisioned grey hair and a cane; boy was I wrong, although, I do think she's off on the "Sexy" part.